Thursday, June 08, 2006

Mom's Say the Darnedest Things

As a mom I have anxiously awaited the day when I can tell people "Do you know what Alyssa said today?!" and then tell some cute little antidote about what my charming offspring said. But instead of that happening, I have found things coming out of my mouth that I never would have imagined saying.

Take last night for example

Me: "Alyssa, stop making out with daddy's chapstick . . .I'm serious, stop tonguing it and put the lid back on NOW".


Adam said...


Amber Tanaka said...

That is too funny!

Paula said...

I said to Jessie the other day, "Jessica Dianne, don't put the cracker between your toes before you eat it!" The joys of parenthood.